Grandma these teacakes are delicious. What's the secret ingredient?
The secret ingredient is mind your own business, dear.
Hey grandma Pearl, how are you?
I’m fine dear, I’ve been a bit under the weather since I got back from the state bingo tournament, all that excitement makes my bones ache.
lol u suk balls pearl i fuckn h8 ya gt a fuckn job ur pension is fuckd that monay shud go 2 makn new sk8 parkz nt to buy fuckn wool 4 fuckn grandmas
AnonymousI’m sorry dear I can’t quite hear you, you mutter so terribly. Maybe you have a sore throat, would you like a lovely warm cup of lemon and honey?
